
That's how my fiancé Lisa described taking her son Mark to Green Valley Elementary School by bicycle with me this morning.
According to the greeter ladies in front of Green Valley who were delighted to see three humans arriving without huge metal boxes around them - we were the first ever to drop a child off by bicycle ... but as Lisa will colorfully describe, it wasn't easy.
On pedaling her ~35lb Trek Belleville 3-spd up the hills on View Ave, Poplar Dr and Overdale Rd, Lisa is clear "It just sucks. It just sucks."

There were moments when it wasn't clear if I was going to survive this mini-adventure turned mega-debacle. Probably the only reason I'm alive and typing right now is that the reward for lugging our bikes back over those hills was a breakfast date at Star City Coffee House.
We actually arrived there a few minutes before they opened and while we waited Lisa clarified the qualities of the bike she needs if she's going to ride routes like that "more gears, lighter, skinnier & faster rolling tires".
She was pissed off as she was exclaiming this, so I wore an empathetic expression on the side of my face that was facing Lisa ... but I couldn't stop the smile that was growing on the other side.
Because beneath her stream of profanities that would have flabbergasted truck drivers, sailors & vikings, Lisa's tough, a great athlete, and the Vegas odds makers are saying the good money's on her falling in love with bicycling in Roanoke - even the Star City's hills.
This morning (Friday BM Day 18) when Lisa's son Mark was walking out of the house to go to school he enthusiastically said "so we're riding!"
Lisa "no you're taking the bus".
Mark "WHAT! I want to bicycle!"
That boy likes to bike ;)
So here's where this story gets bigger and even more strange and interesting. While it has rained every day during Bike Month 2011 ... somehow more and more people are bicycling!
Last night when I pedaled to the Cave Spring Corner Kroger I was one of
three people who had bicycled there! And there's not even a bike rack at this store, yet ...
I met Chris Kingsbury at the Red Box and he said he loves riding his bike and rarely drives. He works at Texas Steakhouse and says "riding really gets you going, and when you arrive at work you feel ready to rock & roll". Any employers out there who are considering incentivizing bike commuting - take note of that quote!
And then there was this bike, locked to a parking lot light base.
Just a common mountain bike. But, in my opinion, mountain bikes are short changed by there names. They are really
anywhere super bikes. Add fenders, rear rack, milk crate and visibility lights and you've got a comfortable commuter utility bike. Road riding? No problem. Fire roads? No problem. Singletrack trails? Come on - I'm starting to salivate here! Bring'm!
If you're reading this and you've not yet tasted the magic of riding a bicycle during Bike Month 2011 I hope you treat yourself today!